Asian Adventure: Efficient Singapore

It finally happened. I went to a place, I never thought I would travel to. Too far away, too crowded, “out of area”. Or actually not: I travelled to South-East Asia. Singapore, Jakarta, Ubud.

This blog post is about the first destination: Singapore.

Marina Bay Sands Hotel in Singapore

Marina Bay Sands Hotel in Singapore

The Flying Sofa

The route went from Oslo to Copenhagen to Singapore. Singapore Airlines was the carrier of choice, and that choice was a good one: In Economy class on the Boeing 777-200 the seats were wide and the service superb.

Before takeoff, the flight attendands who are dressed in traditional Singaporean clothing handed out a menu. Showing like in a restaurant what would be served during the flight, food and drinks could be ordered anytime during the flight. Only the hot meals were served at fixed times.

The time during the 12 hour flight passed by quickly, partly thanks to the excellent choice of movies and music from the entertainment system. I have never flown a more comfortable airline than Singapore Airlines: The service was friendly, the food was excellent, and I could sleep on standard Economy seats. Hence, I called it the flying sofa.

Cheap, Humid and Crowded

I always thought “Asia is cheap, humid and crowded”. After landing in Singapore, I figured out it is actually true. Only that it is not that cheap. Prices in Singapore are only slightly lower than prices in Germany.

Since Asians tend to avoid the sun, and since it is too hot outside anyway, the main attraction are the city’s numerous shopping malls. Usually, the metro stops directly transition into a mall. You never know where the metro stop ends and where the mall begins and vice versa.

Popular in these malls are expensive European or American luxury brands. And since Singaporeans seem to have money, these boutiques are crowded. Second most important after the malls is the food: Every mall has a food court that offers a wide choice of Asian and Western food. Remember to NEVER order anything that is spicy. When they say it is “a little spicy”, it is usually too hot.

Otherwise, Singapore presents itself as a highly-efficient city. Everything is regulated, misbehavior like drinking or eating in the metro is heavily fined. The city is very clean. You never see litter lying around.

Heartless Efficiency?

This efficiency has only one drawback: It sometimes feels a bit heartless. If you have a problem that does not fit into the Singaporean’s “Standard Operating Procedures” you have lost.

The Metro "MRT" in Singapore. Highly efficient and very clean.

The Metro “MRT” in Singapore. Highly efficient and very clean.

Example: The Singapore Flyer is a kind of ferris wheel that allows you to see the city from above. “Last admission 22.15” it says on their website. Arriving at 22.07 at the ticket office, happy to have made it just in time before closing, I learn that the last ticket sale closes at 22.00. After kindly asking and only getting a “no” as an answer, I see that it is hopeless to get in and let go of this attraction. A visit is not possible for me.